and like zayn is a person who does so many things quietly like his donation to charity after red nose day and his gromit and him becoming an ambassador for the british asian trust like so many of the really great things that he does he does quietly and most people never know about it but this thing. HE DID IT IN FRONT OF MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AND HE’S PROBABLY GOING TO BE ASKED ABOUT IT A BUNCH OF TIMES AND EVEN KNOWING THAT HE STILL DID IT AND ON EID OF ALL DAYS.
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.